Guest Blogger

Hello folks. Well, tonight I decided to mix things up a little bit, in fear that my blog has become "creatively stagnant." I decided to invite a "guest blogger" to enter tonight's post...to offer a different perspective on our time here. Anyhow, without any further ado, here's Frenchy:

Hi! I'm Frenchy! I'm a cat! Isn't that great! Sorry about talking so loud, but I been sleeping all day, so I am well rested!

Tyler wanted me to come on here because he wants me to tell you all about my day, which is really pretty interesting!

First off, I loooove to lay in a basket. It's by the window, which means that I get to have sun on me a lot. I like that. Here's a picture of me laying in the basket!

Hey, you're not looking at my bits and pieces, are you!? LOL! That's fine, I don't mind. I'm just a cat, so you can look all you want. I'm not modest in the least around humans.

So today I'm just laying in my basket, soaking up some rays…when you know what happens? It seems to happen every morning at about 6:00 or so. I get super hungry! The only problem is, when I'm hungry, Erika and Tyler are always sleeping. So, to fix that problem, I spend about 15 minutes digging my claws into the carpet, the bench, and the bedspread. Then sometimes I'll jump on the headboard. That ought to get them up! LOL!!!

So once Erika gets up to feed me (Tyler never seems to wake up, for some reason), I eat, and eat, and eat…then I'm pretty tired from eating, so I go back to sleep. Sometimes I pick some pretty crazy places to sleep. Here's me sleeping in a desk!

After I was sleeping for a while, I heard Doody (he's my brother) at the glass door that leads to the deck. He was pretty excited about something. So I got up…stretched out a bit, licked the same spot on my side for about 10 minutes (it just never seems to get clean LOL!) then joined Doody at the door.

When I asked Doody what he was doing, he ignored me. I asked him again, louder. He sighed deeply, and told me he was "hunting birds." I asked him if he needed any help. He didn't respond, so I asked again. He looked at me, sighed, then looked back outside. I guess that's a yes? LOL!

Now, I'm not exactly sure what Doody sees out there, but I'm guessing there are just a ton of birds that I'm missing. Personally, I think he's just looking at leafs, and twigs…but when I point this out to Doody, all he does is sigh. Sometimes he'll jump up at something, but when I look I don't see it. I ask him what kind of bird he saw, and he tells me, "It was right there. You just missed it." Then he starts hunting again. He's a very good hunter.

Doody has some pretty strange hunting methods sometimes. I'm usually pretty content to just look out the door to see birds, but Doody likes trying out different angles.

Eventually I got pretty tired (hunting is tough work LOL!), so I laid down in a box. Here's me in the box!

After a while, Doody had successfully hunted probably hundreds of birds, so he joined me on the floor. It looked like he was pretty tired too.

I must have been sleeping in the box for a long time, because by the time I woke up it was already night out, and Tyler and Erika were watching American Idol! I'd be great on American Idol! Not! I'm just a cat! But, if I were on American Idol, I'd probably look something like this:

Isn't that funny?! LOL! That took me, literally, fourteen hours to do. Actually, I fell asleep on the keyboard, and when Tyler found me I'd just filled three thousand, eight hundred and seventy pages of Word with the letter "r." It looked like this: "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (but longer) and probably sounded something like this: "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (there was some extra "r's" in the sound…because that's how I imagined it). But Tyler shoved me off of the keyboard and finished my project for me. Which was really nice of him, but I must say, it's pretty scary to wake up and be falling! He should at least wake me up next time before he pushes me! LOL!

 

But after my little nap on the keyboard, I was pretty tired, so I went out to the living room to just rest a little bit before actually going to bed. For some reason, Tyler and Erika (mostly Tyler) thought it would be funny to put things on me. I didn't think it was very funny, but I was really just too tired to knock them off.

Eventually I worked up the strength to stand up (mostly because it looked like Tyler wanted to put a bookcase on me…which would not have been fun! LOL!), and I saw Tyler walk into the kitchen. I'm pretty sure that whenever he walks into the kitchen, it means I'm going to be fed. It's weird, but sometimes he goes into the kitchen, and doesn't wind up feeding me…which is very confusing! LOL! But this time, luckily, he got out my food plate and fed me. I LOOOVE wet cat food!!!

After dinner, I made my way over to the bedroom, where I decided to play the world-famous "Where's Frenchy" game. Can you spot me?! LOL!!!

That was a lot of fun for a while...but only for a little bit, because I ended up falling asleep in my hiding spot! Oopsie!

Luckily, when Tyler finally came to bed, I was "forcibly ejected" from my hiding spot! LOL! But it was fine, I was able to find another perfect spot to sleep...in my favorite basket.

I don't know what surprises tomorrow will bring. A couple of days ago, I was shocked to see that Doody was walking around on the deck! I was all thinking, "Man, what is he DOING out there?!" I'm guessing that he has better angles at hunting birds when he's out there, but just between you and me, I think he looked a little scared. Don't tell Doody I said that, though.

Maybe someday I'll get out on the deck. Boy, wouldn't that be a hoot? Your old pal Frenchy, just wandering around the deck. I probably wouldn't want to hunt birds, though. I'm just not as good as Doody is. I may take that opportunity to lie in the sun…or maybe sniff around at stuff. Or maybe sleep! LOL! Just kidding, I'd be waaaay too excited to sleep.

But, speaking of "sleep," I think I'm going to go do that now. Blogging is tough stuff! I don't know how Tyler does it all the time! Anyway, this is your old pal Frenchy, signing off.

In case you were curious, this is the same cat that tried to blind me one morning. But I think he did a good job just now…maybe I'm a little too harsh on the guy. I must say, he does photograph pretty well...

Big Time Excitements!

Well, ladies and friends...I did it. I booked a gig!



(for those of you not in the know about this picture...and that'd include 100% of my family...you should watch Arrested Development soon. You'll thank me later)

Now, before you get all tittilated, you must know that it was a gig as a background artist (which is one of those goofy over-inflated terms that extras use to feel important), and my "audition" involved "calling the hotline, then contacting the casting director to let her know I'm available." A pretty brutal audition process...

But this is a film that all four of us have worked on (Lindsay worked on Thursday, Chad, Erika and I worked today). Apparently it's this film, and today we got to feast our eyes on the likes of Robert Downey Jr. (a very nice man, who took some time out to joke around with the extras), Catherine Keener (who walked by our table on the way out to have a smoke at one point), and Golden Globe Nominated director Joe Wright (who gave Erika direction at one point...something that normally only a 2nd assistant director would do).

But, we weren't there for idle star-watching...we were there for work. And work we did. We worked our asses off:

-- We got up at the crack of 3:00 AM this morning, to get to the set

-- We ate a full breakfast in the pre-dawn hours, and loaded on a bus that took us to the L.A. Times building.

-- We got off the bus, and waiting in a "holding room" for two hours.

-- Once we were taken to the set (an actual functional L.A. Times Newsroom), where we were instructed not to touch anything (because we were all operating at somone's actual desk).

-- The shot we were involved in was a steadicam shot was was winding through the newsroom, much like this famous shot:







-- After we'd improvised reporter-ish type dialogue in the background for 3 hours, we were instrcuted to go upstairs for lunch.

-- We ate lunch, then waited for another two hours (most of which I slept).

-- At the end of the two hours, the lovely 2nd AD let us non-union folks know that we were done for the day.

-- We collected our things, and were bussed back to our cars.


People used to tell me that extra work was boring. People were right, and I've now "passed the boring onto you." Enjoy.

But, if you chance to see this movie when it's released, keep an eye out during that sweet steadicam shot where Robert Downey Jr. is entering the newsroom from an elevator. You'll know the shot, because his face will be mashed up on one side.

Anyway, when he first enters the room, on his left will be a knockout sitting down in a blue & white dress (you'll get a good view of the back of her head).

Sitting behind her will be a svelte young man wearing a blue & white striped collar shirt. I believe he is standing, rifling through a pile of papers.

To his left, sitting on a desk, facing a wall, you'll see a brown-haired dude with a prominently displayed bald spot. He'll be trying his damndest not to look directly at the camera.

Anyways, that's the good news for now. Erika and I had new headshots taken yesterday from Hawkey Photography. She was fantastic to work with, and we're looking forward to getting our pictures back...when they will promptly be uploaded here. Until then...

Impressionistic

Q: So, Tyler, what's your impression of Los Angeles?

A: Sorry. I don't do impressions. (Tyler takes a cream pie to the face. Applause. This guy, and his very long awesome 1970's game show host microphone enters, and introduces the next comedy guest)



Los Angeles has taken some getting used to. Now, this is not to say that I'm totally "vibing" with LA right now. In fact, one of the most infuriating things for me is how to abbreviate the damn city. Is it "LA" or "L.A."? One looks like a note to follow so, the other is just too much damn work (because, like most people who try to type too quickly, every time I type a period, I instictively put a space behind it...so I end up having to backspace every time I type L.A.).

But I am picking up on some of the quirks here. I'm learning, adapting, failing, and crying in the fetal position as much as I possibly can. Here's some of the stuff I have learned, though...

1) Los Angeles drivers are the worst and the best drivers in the country...all at the same time. Sure, it's annoying to have someone sitting three feet off of your bumper going 75 miles per hour with two open lanes to your left...but hey, think about how much skill it takes to drive that closely. Then, for a surreal juxtaposition, when I was driving home today from the grocery store, there was a car sitting in oncoming traffic, diagonally, blocking both oncoming lanes. Just sitting there. Not parking, or anything (well, I'm assuming he was trying to turn or something...but he just ended up stationary in our lane). It looked a little something like this:



I'm actually pretty sure there was even a turn lane...but he was content to just use those two lanes that the oncoming traffic selfishly bogarts. It was unreal. And no one in my lane(s) honked, I guess because you've got to figure that everyone driving in Los Angeles is armed...so my fellow "oncoming traffic friends" just calmly drove around him and proceeded on our way.

2) Drivers in Los Angeles would rather spend 30 minutes circling a parking lot, then leave the lot and park 10 feet away on the street. I actually got to witness this at the DMV. I thought for sure I was cheating...or I was going to get ticketed...or something. But no -- they are creatures of habit. Parking lot = good. Street parking = parking ticket.

3) If you're lucky enough to find a strech of freeway that isn't experiencing gridlock, it's not at all uncommon to have someone pass you on the freeway who is going over 100 miles per hour. In fact, stay out of the fast lane if you're only balsy enough to go 80...because you'll barely be going the speed of traffic.

4) Women in Los Angeles seem to think that the "puffy upper lip" look:



...looks spectacular. As opposed to how it really looks: weird. Ladies, I'm begging you, stop it. Please. Upper lips are supposed to be thin. It's what God intended, and it's what looks correct.

5) Silencing cell phones is frowned upon. It's also just fine to see who's calling if you're, say, teaching a class...or giving a speech...or taking someone's food order.

6) If you want to see people shuffle aimlessly, make your way down to the 99 cent store and feast your eyes upon your fellow shoppers.. Those people are the finest shufflers I've ever laid eyes on.

7) Lots of hispanic people. But it makes sense to me...I mean...this place did belong to Mexico for the greater part of the last millenium. Also, it's named "Los Angeles," which is...if I'm not mistaken...Spanish.

8) When people find out you're new in town, it's actually a pleasant surprise for them, and they're quick to offer advice. That, I was not expecting. I'd thought the "Doe-eyed actor wanna-be" was enough of a cliche at this point that it would be exasperating for those who'd been in town for a while...but I found it's quite the opposite. Those who have been around for a while seem to want to impart wisdom to the newbies...which is awesome.

9) Chicken is the meat of choice in Los Angeles. Which is good, because I do love me some chicken.

10) 75 degrees is beach weather in Seattle. When we went to the beach on a 75 degree day, it was deserted...and freaking freezing. Don't know how that works...


So that's my impression. Quick update: we've found a class that we want to take, from This Dude. We're also getting headshots from This Lady. And I was to buy apples from This Guy. Nothing much else new to report. So I leave you with this neat little blue ball machine:

Lifestyles of the Out of Focus

So the four of us signed up with a little company called "Central Casting." They are, according to them, the 1 Background Casting Agency in Los Angeles. This is because we need two things now that we're here: money, and a SAG card. Central Casting offers the opportunity for both…though the money is a pithy $62 for an 8 hour day, and the SAG card only comes after you manage to collect 3 vouchers (which are rarely offered to non-union actors). But it's a chance, at least – I'm not getting any farther in my carrer playing Xbox and fighting the myriad viruses attacking my frail body.

Now, once we got there, and filled out the paperwork, and waited in line, we got a chance to have our digital photo taken by a professional for a scant $25 (because, as we all know, it costs about $25 to take a picture with a digital camera). But it was here that I got my first little precious L.A. actor moment. The photographer's assistant (the one who took my money) asked me if I work out.

"Um…yes. I do."

"Great, well, sometimes we do shoots on the beach, and we need people who have beach-friendly bodies. Could I get you to lift up your shirt?"

"Well, I'm not toned or anything," is what I caution as I'm lifting up my t-shirt and polo.

"No, that's fine. We just need normal looking people…everyday people." My shirt has been raised to my chin. "Oh, you look great! That'd work perfect. Just go ahead and take off the shirt and put it on the chair over there."

I do as I'm told, and they take a (what I'm sure is) very sexy picture of me…sans shirt. Now, don't get me wrong…there was no humiliation here at all. One of the questions they asked on the registration form was "Are you willing to do nude work?" I was the only one in our little household that marked "Yes" on that line (because, heck, if anyone wants to see a naked me, then it's their problem, not mine). It seemed like one of those horror stories that you hear about…where the actor is pressured to do something he/she doesn't want…which I thought was just awesome (they didn't ask that of Erika and Lindsay, for those of you who were curious).

So now that we're in the system, we have to call a hotline to see if there are any extras needed around town. We let the "casting director" know that we're interested, and if we fit the bill they send us out to the location, and we get our $64. I figure, at that rate, I'd have to work about 20 days a week to earn the basic "per monthum" that I've allowed myself. Of course, that's not realistic, as exactly two jobs that I'm eligible for have been posted, and I've booked exactly zero. But, maybe once this blasted strike ends, extra work may be enough to stretch out what remains of my savings. Fingers crossed.

You Give Me Fever...

Well, in a twist that can only be described as "completely and utterly evil," I have managed to get sick yet again. I've managed to contract a fever of exactly 100.8 degrees, which is just peachy.

Now, I hadn't had an actual "fever" for some time...and of all the ailments that one could contract, this one always seemed like the most appealing. I mean...you're just really tired, and you have these wicked crazy thoughts going through your head. For instance, I've had John Mayer's "Your Body Is A Wonderland" running through my head for about 3 hours or so. A song I really, really loathe. It's awesome.

And then with it come aches and pains...and the constant shifting and shivering in bed...and a constant headache. It's delightful. I was totally set on "man-ing up," and going without medication (because my dear old mum told me that you need to let the fever attack...whatever it is that's causing it)...but I broke down and popped two Advil, for the aches. I didn't go full-on NyQuil yet (there'll be plenty of time for that) because it's too late now (I'd wake up with NyQuil cobwebs tomorrow), and NyQuil is supposed to subdue the fever...which I'm told is "good fer me."

So...to soothe my fractured mind, I thought I might blog a bit. But I think the typing is keeping Erika awake...and plus, the Advil should kick in any minute now.

But we're all auditing a class tomorrow...and it would be great for my career if I were to "call in sick" the first chance I get. I'm sure that'd sit well with Mr. Instructor person should I desire to continue working with him.

Well, back to bed I go. Let's hope I'm more successful for the remaining 5 hours that I get to sleep than I was for the first 3. Oh good...the runny nose has started now too. Wonderful. Wonderland.

When I Grow Up

(ed. I think this is the longest entry I've ever entered…so if you've got somewhere to be, you may as well stop now, before you get too far into it. And if you're tired, perhaps a nap would be a good idea, so you don't nod off at some point. I'm just sayin'…)

When I was very little, I decided very early on that there was only one vocation for me: I wanted to be a fire truck. I wasn't sure exactly how to go about doing that…I assume that it took several years of schooling, and a thorough transmogrification of some kind…but dammit…I was going to make it happen.

Luckily, I outgrew that stupidity, and decided that I had one goal in life: to become a full-time, professional bus driver. This was for two reasons: 1) you got that intercom system you could use to talk to the kids on the bus, and 2) you got that radio you could use to talk to other bus drivers. I mean…how cool is that? Two methods of communication in one vehicle? Holy crap! Awesome!

Finally, when I realized that every bus driver was an unhappy drug addict who would chain you to a seat in the back of the bus after all the kids had exited and read you the lyrics of Led Zeppelin songs (or maybe it was just that one guy…I can't remember too well), I needed to change my future profession. That new career: firefighter. I chose a firefighter because, in the fourth grade, a firefighter came to our class for career day, and at the beginning of his presentation he asked with excitement, "Okay…so who wants to be a firefighter when they grow up?" And no one in the class raised their hand. It was a good two count, before I saved him from his embarrassment and raised my hand. I didn't want to leave a brotha' hanging…but, because I just knew that he was going to hold me to my word, it became my new occupation of choice.

That is, until at least until a couple of months later, when our very career-centered fourth grade teacher Mrs. Quackenbush (this is the same one who left the teaching profession the year after I was in her class…which I suppose means that she was punishing us for the poor career choice she had made) gave us the assignment to "job-shadow" someone whose job we wanted when we were older. I decided that I wanted to be one of those "signal stick guys" on an aircraft carrier…because I liked the movie Top Gun, and those guys just seemed really cool…with their little flashlight things all waving around. But, really, I think I just wanted to find a job that would be impossible for me to job shadow, thus getting me out of the assignment (I ended up just copping out and job-shadowing my Dad, who had a computer programmer job at an insurance agency at the time).

Actually, now that I think of it, I can't remember ever really wanting to be a professional actor growing up…or, more precisely, never thinking it was possible. I used to visualize me sitting on my ass for 8 hours a day, then going home to a wife, kids, and crippling gambling addiction. Being an office drone sounded like great fun – I'd have my own computer…and cubicle walls…and a phone. I mean…what else could a man ask for (besides two ways to communicate to people in a vehicle)?

I don't think I actually really considered a job as an actor to be feasible until my senior year of high school. And even then, the prospect of sitting on my kiester all day in a cubicle sounded much more plausible…and respectable.

Honestly…even now, it doesn't really seem like a possibility that I might be working as an actor in Los Angeles. I have vague ideas that maybe I'll make a little bit of money (for example; apparently you can get ~$64 a day just working as an extra), and maybe attend a couple of auditions. But…a real, actor-type person, making a decent living wage? It doesn't seem likely to me.

Now, don't get me wrong, in the deep recesses of my brain, I can visualize a "Day Player" turned "TV Guest Spot" turned "Recurring Character" turned "Supporting Cast Member" turned "Feature Film Working Actor…" a career arc something along the lines of a Phillip Seymour Hoffman…or a John C. Reilly…or a William H. Macy…or some other character actor with a middle name/initial. Heck, I think a good goal would be one of those guys whose face you kinda' recognize, who works a lot, but whose name you probably don't know…like this guy. Or this guy. Truth be told…I'd be totally jacked to have a two-line waiter gig on Passions. But…shoot for the stars, right?

I thought you should all have a little background on me now that I've made this bold move to Los Angeles; I've never really pictured my name in lights. I don't expect to get hounded by fat foreign guys with cameras. I'm not convinced that I'm destined for greatness and fame. Heck, I'd be surprised if I actually manage to even appear in a movie or television show. But the more I learn about how things work here, and the more I learn about the business, the more I think it just might be possible.

Now, I don't mean this to sound like I'm copping some kooky defeatist attitude here. I'm sure there are some blowhard motivational life-coaches out there who would read this, comb the cookie crumbs out of their moustaches, then berate me for not believing that I can achieve my goals…not visualizing myself as rich and famous. But to tell you the truth, I'm not trying to get rich and famous. I mean…I wouldn't turn rich (or Rich) down…but that's not what I'm aiming for…or expecting.

Holy Burritos this blog entry is getting epic in size. I'd wager 90% of the people who started reading this didn't made it this far…probably dropping out right around the time when I said that I never wanted to be a professional actor. Blah blah bloggity-blog, right? I guess the point I'm trying to make here is…I don't have any expectations going into this. I'd love for this whole thing to work out…to become a successful actor. But if it doesn't, then it's not like I'll move away with my tail tucked safely betwixt my legs. It'd be: "I gave it a shot…it didn't work…I'll never stop acting, but making money in Los Angeles just wasn't in the cards."

I'm Not Funny...and I Have Proof

First off, I really try to avoid poignancy in this blog…or "deep thought-provoking observations" of any kind, because I'm not that kind of writer. I also try to avoid deliberate attempts at comedy – comedy may happen from time to time, but it's rarely something I aspire to.

For instance, I did a show called "3 Guys Naked From The Waist Down" back in my wilder, early-college days. During rehearsals, I was called upon to compose a stand-up routine (in direct violation of the show rights, I might add) for my "surly stand-up comic" character. And…under a fair amount of duress from our director, I sat down and typed out a monologue, which was more of an irritable modification of what was already written for the show...with a couple of extra curse words thrown in for good measure. During rehearsals I got up and read it for them…and the two other "guys" seemed to like it. The director asked if I'd soften the edges a little bit…and I tried to do so…but they seemed generally pleased with my efforts.

But the problem was: it wasn't very funny...and more importantly it was a little mean. See, when I actually sit down with the intention of "writing comedy," I'll either end up being "asshole-ish" (sorry Mom…this blog may include some swears at certain points), or far too impressed with my own sense of irony to actually be able to capture any element of humor.

So, inevitably, about a week before "Three Guys" opened, James (our director/second "guy") delicately pulled me aside…and informed me gently that Ben (the third "guy") had re-written my monologue, and I needed to memorize that for the show. James seemed fairly nervous that I'd throw a fit…and for a moment I considered it…but after some thought I realized that Ben is much, much funnier than I am (when we're trying to be funny). I had no problem with that, especially after reading the new monologue which was (as advertised) much funnier than what I'd written.

The point is: I never sit down here in my comfortable leather computer chair and try to pen hilarity. Or, when I do, it's usually a miserable failure. Except when I fill out surveys. I don't care what y'all say, I make myself laugh with those.

As goes my "poor comedic ability," so goes goes my "aversion to poignant statements." I'm not the kind of guy who looks at a sunset, and reflects on how that sunset is like the sands of time and a homeless guy walks by and it makes me think of how fragile life in the balance and I saw a butterfly land on a leaf and the sands of time tick by so suddenly life changes and my own life seems so insignificant sand through an hourglass people just going through their daily routine never stopping to really notice how the world slips sand hourglass time fragile sunset unicorns.

I did have one observation that verges on poignancy today, and I'm hesitating to put it on here because of my distaste the "this is how you should live your life because it's how I live my life" style of writing. But I'll plow ahead regardless, with no fear. Okay, a little fear, but not enough to stop me.

So, yesterday the four roomies drove out to the Santa Monica pier, through the heart of Hollywood & Beverly Hills. And, even though we weren't "in the hills," we drove by some pretty impressive, undoubtedly "very expensive" houses. As I was sitting in some delightful Los Angeles traffic, I looked around at all them nice domiciles. I thought I was pretty sure that 99% of the aspiring actors who drive by those homes dream of some day owning one. Y'know, something with an actual lawn…and a big-ass wall to keep prying eyes away. I was, of course, one of those daydreaming actors…imagining myself buried deep in the bowels of one of those homes, blogging about how awesome it is to be a frigging millionaire while Erika catches some sun on one of our four sundecks. Or by our big ass pool.

The reality, of course, is that I currently live above a man who is a regular on a TV show, and he's renting an apartment directly below four newbie actors. He's in his late thirties...with all kinds of success already, and he's worked as an actor for a decade to get where he's at now. Don't get me wrong – his place is much better than ours, and he drives a much nicer car. But, he's not chilling in a Beverly Hills mansion (or even a place of his own) as a neophyte like myself would think he would. He's doing well, but that myth that "all those people on TV have houses in the Hills" has inevitably been banished. And I so cherished that myth.

Here's the thought I had...read with caution: I'd think the appearance of wealth might be a problem in Los Angeles. Actors arrive in this city every day, and the sky is the limit on how successful a person can be. Then on their way to the beach they'll drive by all of these successful people (and their houses). But 99.999% of those actors will never achieve that kind of financial success…and even if they do manage some success, they don't get that "Beverly Hills" kind. I imagine it'd drive some people mad – especially after years of chasing fame and getting none.

This would be the moment where everyone reading this column goes "Duh!" all at once. It's one of the main reasons why I try to avoid poignancy – I'm no good at it. I come to these realizations that everyone else realized years ago, which makes me think I should stick to what I do best: mundane observations of the day's minutia. Such as, "Well, we went to the grocery store today and bought some vegetables. We were running low. We didn't buy a whole lot of stuff though, because we were walking, and we're going to take the car on Thursday so we can buy the big stuff." Ah…that blog would be sweet…and so much easier to write.