Hello Random Message Lady,
I open my damn inbox, and it says to me I got a message from Lola. The subject is "Hi." So, my throat leaps into mah' heart with excitement. Is Erika around? Because...aw yeah...it's time for a little sweet, sweet, internet lovin' and romancin'.
Before I even read your letter, baby, I hit up yo' profile, girl. Aw yeah...that's some good stuff right there, baby...you looking mighty fine in that out-of-focus shot of yo'self standing in a doorway. You got yourself in a little tank top, and you're looking at me like...aw yeah...what's up, baby?
But you ain't got no friends, gurrl. You look like you new to the neighba'hood. Let ol' papa Tyler teach you some lessons, lady-girl. Let me slowly take you hand and slowly show you 'round the dark, scary world of MySpace, real slow-like. Aw yeah. I am here to take care'a you, girly baby sweet girl.
I open my damn inbox, and it says to me I got a message from Lola. The subject is "Hi." So, my throat leaps into mah' heart with excitement. Is Erika around? Because...aw yeah...it's time for a little sweet, sweet, internet lovin' and romancin'.
Before I even read your letter, baby, I hit up yo' profile, girl. Aw yeah...that's some good stuff right there, baby...you looking mighty fine in that out-of-focus shot of yo'self standing in a doorway. You got yourself in a little tank top, and you're looking at me like...aw yeah...what's up, baby?
But you ain't got no friends, gurrl. You look like you new to the neighba'hood. Let ol' papa Tyler teach you some lessons, lady-girl. Let me slowly take you hand and slowly show you 'round the dark, scary world of MySpace, real slow-like. Aw yeah. I am here to take care'a you, girly baby sweet girl.
Mmmm...you ain't got no Blog yet, baby? That's awww good...only damn nerds keep blogs...'most you see in a pretty lady's blog is a hot, sexy survey, or maybe a hot sexy apology that you don't write in your blog. But you know what, girlie? You don't need no blog. You too sexy for a blog anyhow. But you do need ya' some friends...and I got that medicine right here in my lil' home-page window, baby. Just let me get one more look at that sweetness befo' I addz ya', girl.
Aw yeah...that is sooome beauty right there, baby. Hey, you even got yo' web site in the coe'nuh...that's hot. "www.4evermodels.com"? I dig that, girl...so...what, you a model or somethin'? Damn that sexy. Let me check out that web site.
Aw yeah...that is sooome beauty right there, baby. Hey, you even got yo' web site in the coe'nuh...that's hot. "www.4evermodels.com"? I dig that, girl...so...what, you a model or somethin'? Damn that sexy. Let me check out that web site.
Oh...damn...that is some boobies right there. I mean...daaaamn...you got you a hot-ass chest there, baby. Damn...I...well...I gotta' override them parental controls first, girl...but I be right wif' you.
Hellz yeah...mah' parents ain't got nuthin' fo' they password. Damn girl, there you is. Oh. Uh...says you named Natasha. So, that like a strippah name, or somethin'? Damn. So...uh...hold up, let me hit up that letter real quick...
"Have you heard about Doulike? It is very cool site.The thing is,
they show you a pic of a girl and ask if u like her.
You answer Yes or No. If you do they send her your pic and ask the same. If u both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
"Have you heard about Doulike? It is very cool site.The thing is,
they show you a pic of a girl and ask if u like her.
You answer Yes or No. If you do they send her your pic and ask the same. If u both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
Do you like me? ;-)
My photo:
http://www.doulike.com/affid26/2227.html"
Um...woman, I got the feeling that you aren't the only...er...ain't the only...ah what the hell. So, this is just a web site ad, then? Crap. You're not really saying "Hi," you're saying "Come to my web site for naked ladies." You're probably not even actually a woman, are you? You're some dude in a office by a strip mall...probably in the "Marketing" department of your porn site that you set up with some friends of yours. Damn...I ain't mad atchoo, girl...I just gotta' be alone for a while.
My photo:
http://www.doulike.com/affid26/2227.html"
Um...woman, I got the feeling that you aren't the only...er...ain't the only...ah what the hell. So, this is just a web site ad, then? Crap. You're not really saying "Hi," you're saying "Come to my web site for naked ladies." You're probably not even actually a woman, are you? You're some dude in a office by a strip mall...probably in the "Marketing" department of your porn site that you set up with some friends of yours. Damn...I ain't mad atchoo, girl...I just gotta' be alone for a while.
Hm...uh...let's see...well, I guess I've got nothing better to do. So...www.model-hotties.com huh...? Aw yeah...
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