Step 1: Keep him up until 2:00 AM removing a set after his show has closed.
Step 2: On a "cruelly premature" daylight savings day (the absolute worst day of the year), wake him up at 6:45 AM and tell him to get his running shoes on.
Step 3: Make him run 5 kilometers (which, I believe, converts to 30 miles or so) in the driving wind and rain.
There it is. Now you all have the secret to my untimely demise. Pictures of said torture to follow...
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