Back in the day, I had an Almanac from 1988:
And I tell you what, I freaking loved that dang book. It had all of these neat little charts, facts…it had a description of every country in the world…a sweet index that you could use to find statistics or information…and…most sexily, it had a color section with the flag from every nation in the world! Curious what
Now, I tell you all this, because I think I found my least favorite flag of all time. Worse than the "I surrender" flag and the "Ukrainian" flag put together
That's right. I present to you, the worst flag ever created.
No, I didn't accidentally paste a green "MS Paint" square on my blog. Nope…the freaking Libyan flag…the one that all of
So, thirsting for answers, I did the only research that someone in this day in age has to do to find any answer in the world. I typed "Flag of Libya" into the Wikipedia search field (by the way...WHERE THE HECK WAS WIKIPEDIA WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL! CURSE YOU YOUNGIN'S AND YOUR EASY CHEATING METHODS!!!). What I found was heartbreaking.
Before 1977,
Heck, had I seen this awesome flag, I'd have put it right up there with
But, of course, Qa??--f--/Gaddafi/???? ??????? (FYI -- that hyphenated section used to have the awesome-looking squiggly charactered letters...but now it just has dashes and question marks...and a weird link that I can't remove...which is, I believe, equally awesome) had to come to power, and screw up a good thing. Of all the evil things that man has done, I think his gravest crime against humanity may have been the adoption of a green square for a flag. I know that's controversial…but…I'm just sayin'…
If you couldn't tell, the fact that I have all this time to write about flags means only one thing…I didn't magically get cast as the lead in a feature film. Sorry to disappoint. Actually, last week was pretty brutal for both myself and Erika, as we were traversing
By the way, my favorite?
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